Let’s treat this as my open audition for Made In Chelsea, yah?
Overuse of pink colour palette? CHECK
Bouffant “sun-kissed” oh-what-this-is-just-bed-head-hair hair? CHECK
Rapey sunglasses? CHECK
Look of contempt for the common man? CHECK
The shoes are Loake (natch) and the pocket square is Crombie. Come on producers – call me. I could be Binkie’s PR man love interest and totes make her famous. Think of me as a Joey-Essex figure for the King’s Road, yah?
P.S. Check my ploughman’s.
LOLOLOLOLOL
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Well Joe, you look great and could be on the front of any magazine so go for it while you are young life is for living
cheers Karen NZ
HA! Excellent stuff, Joe, you are on top form!
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Very Chelsea ploughmans all right…is it wrong that I like the hair?
Very dapper! Oh the ploughman’s making me hungry ….must go find cheese!
You are handsome