Goring On Thames: His and Hers Special
What You Wore | (6)
Let's treat this as my open audition for Made In Chelsea, yah?
Overuse of pink colour palette? CHECK
Bouffant "sun-kissed" oh-what-this-is-just-bed-head-hair hair? CHECK
Rapey sunglasses? CHECK
Look of contempt for the common man? CHECK
The shoes are Loake (natch) and the pocket square is Crombie. Come on producers - call me. I could be Binkie's PR man love interest and totes make her famous. Think of me as a Joey-Essex figure for the King's Road, yah?
P.S. Check my ploughman's.
