You know it’s not like me to put pictures of myself on the internet but… here I am after having celebrated my birthday with the Katie (who got me some seriously cool presents, btw).
Thanks for all your very kind birthday wishes. I wear Tommy Hilfiger trousers, Reiss shirt and new Ops! watch – one of my presents.


Yowza! Almost can’t tell where the trousers end and the feet begin. So what’s the final tan rating?
Yes, what is the tan rating today? I’d venture off the scale as that is one incredible November tan!
First thing I saw was the clash of orange with the purple watch. You absolutely rock Joe.
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I’m not certain (because my sight has been temporarily distorted by what i can only describe as your tribute to David Dickinson) but are those Tommy Hilfiger trousers velvet? If so then this outfit is top marks!
p.s. sorry about the dave dickinson comparison, i’m more impressed than anything because your tan is real! x
Christ on a bike Joe! That’s a tan that would make some of the female members of Hollyoaks look pasty! Impressive to the max.
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Eww, I dont think that’s nice, it looks like sunburn on sunburn, and dont get me started on your feet! but I do have to say it’s an impressive tan for the short amount of time you were there!
Which brand of baby oil did you use??
Very dapper indeed!
Ouch, sore feets!
Cha, what you chattin bout – my feet ain’t burned, they’re tanned to perfection.
Joe’s Final Tan Ranking: Strictly Come Dancing Creosote The Fence