Let’s treat this as my open audition for Made In Chelsea, yah?
Overuse of pink colour palette? CHECK
Bouffant “sun-kissed” oh-what-this-is-just-bed-head-hair hair? CHECK
Rapey sunglasses? CHECK
Look of contempt for the common man? CHECK
The shoes are Loake (natch) and the pocket square is Crombie. Come on producers – call me. I could be Binkie’s PR man love interest and totes make her famous. Think of me as a Joey-Essex figure for the King’s Road, yah?
P.S. Check my ploughman’s.
Gutted. It’s the last of the Turd. We’ve loved having her on the blog.
Add her blog to your list, follow her at @thefashionturd and high five her if you pass her in the street.
If you reckon that your unique style can compete with The Turd’s and you fancy having your own WYW Special, email me five photos and I’ll see what I can do. Providing you don’t look shit (unintentionally). People who look shit intentionally are more than welcome to apply.
I think this might be my favourite so far. What do you think of this?
Tomorrow’s the last day of Turdiness. Booooo.
Ok. We’re midway through our Turd Odyssey. How are you finding it?
I’ve never met TFT, but I reckon she lives in Camden. If anyone else want to level any random suppositions / accusations at The Fashion Turd, do so in the comments below.
And then check her blog:
More from The Fashion Turd.
What do you reckon? Also, have you checked her blog yet? If not, why not?
Welcome to a week (or at least five posts) all about my favourite non-Katie-related-blog, The Fashion Turd.
You should get her URL tattooed onto your face. Or at least visit her blog. Set your eyes to stunned.
Sorry I’ve not been much use updating What You Wore recently.
When my Mac broke last month it deleted all of the outstanding WYW pictures that I’d been saving up. So, why don’t you send in a load more to email@example.com and I’ll try harder this time, I promise.
In the meantime, check out Tunet. She’s been on WYW once before but there’s no reason she can’t have another go.
What do you think? I’m a massive fan of the fringe.
It’s the last post from us about the Suzuki at the Clothes Show Live event. Thanks again guys for giving our stylish readers tickets and stuff.
All there is left for us to do is introduce you to our last five favourite looks from the event. Check them out – some very cool people below!
We’ll be back with some more WYW posts in the coming days but in the meantime, let us know what you think of these five…
Hello all. Here’s the penultimate Suzuki Clothes Show Live post. Once again a stunningly stylish bunch. Got any favourites? Anything you’re not so keen on?
Another exceptionally stylish batch of photos taken from Suzuki’s stand at the Clothes Show Live event up in the NEC. Who’s your favourite?
6: Actually looks slightly like this missus. Likey. Although why has she taken her shoes off?
7: Very cool. This one looks like the blonde girl in American Beauty.
8. Cool geek. Nice hat.
9. Highly commended: fringe
10. Steady girls.